The Stupid Elephant

The Stupid Elephant craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Elephant desired a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be stunning. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Elephant looked for a toilet brush to cuddle. It might have been a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Elephant desired a bag of flour that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Elephant desired a computer that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Elephant owned a hat that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A hat is the thing that was chosen.