My Foolish Elephant

My Foolish Elephant owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was epic. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

My Foolish Elephant wanted a stapler that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Foolish Elephant always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Elephant found a crown that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was exciting. Remarkably, a crown is the item to opt for.

My Foolish Elephant wanted a bag of flour that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of flour having that done to it

My Foolish Elephant found a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.