His Confused Elephant

His Confused Elephant desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally play with. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Elephant found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. It was considered to be an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

His Confused Elephant desperately needed a wig that they would often put on his head. It should have been an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Elephant looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Elephant desperately needed a set of lego that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

His Confused Elephant wanted a crown that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was selected.