The Beautiful Elephant

The Beautiful Elephant desperately needed a toilet brush that they would smash. It is a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Elephant looked for a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Elephant always had with them a sword that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Elephant desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Elephant needed a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Elephant desired a sack of potatoes that they would throw. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.