A Grumpy Elephant

A Grumpy Elephant desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Elephant found a set of lego that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a set of lego having that done to it

A Grumpy Elephant looked for a cucumber that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be sublime. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Elephant wanted a can of Tango that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Elephant desperately wanted a cup to play with. It should have been an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a cup being the item selected.

A Grumpy Elephant always kept a radiator that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.