The Lovely Elephant

The Lovely Elephant wanted a bag of poop that they liked to hug. It was a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Elephant desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Elephant always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Elephant searched for a toilet brush that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is simply life. A toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Lovely Elephant desperately needed a big sponge to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be exciting. A big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Elephant desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.