My Orange Elephant

My Orange Elephant owned a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

My Orange Elephant desired a sponge that they would often smash. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item selected.

My Orange Elephant craved for a ball that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

My Orange Elephant often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

My Orange Elephant desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

My Orange Elephant always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a can of coke being the item opted for.