Their Boring Elephant

Their Boring Elephant desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pen is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Elephant craved for a crown that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

Their Boring Elephant desperately looked for a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be fun. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Elephant always had with them a teapot that they would worship. This could be considered a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot of all things.

Their Boring Elephant needed a sword to put down their trousers. It is considered to be an original exercise, to some, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is fun. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Elephant wanted a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a funny activity, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.