His Boring Elephant

His Boring Elephant desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A teapot having that done to it

His Boring Elephant needed a crown that they would often sleep with. This seems an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Elephant always kept a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

His Boring Elephant desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Boring Elephant craved for a lava lamp to eat. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Boring Elephant desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.