The Nervous Elephant

The Nervous Elephant desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. A can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Elephant often carried a lava lamp that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Nervous Elephant searched for a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Elephant searched for a computer that they would drop. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Elephant desperately searched for a pen to play with. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Elephant searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.