My Confused Elephant

My Confused Elephant always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. It might be a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

My Confused Elephant desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

My Confused Elephant desired a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Elephant craved for a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a different action, to many, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Confused Elephant desperately wanted a chocolate bar to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

My Confused Elephant always kept a rubber chicken that they would often worship. It was an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.