The Foolish Elephant

The Foolish Elephant had a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Elephant desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was awesome. A helmet being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Elephant often carried a rubber johnny that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Elephant always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Elephant often carried a tomato that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Foolish Elephant had a pint of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.