All I Got for Christmas Was Detention. Elevator Primates Punk Xmas Chaos Begins

Ever wonder what happens when a punk band decides to write a Christmas song?

We did it. It’s real. It’s ridiculous.
“All I Got for Christmas Was Detention” is officially out now.

This new promo vid gives you a chaotic 60-second taste of the energy behind it — featuring each band member awkwardly introducing themselves and trying to explain the track (while looking like they lost a bet to do so on camera).

💥Featuring:
Ashton: festive nihilism with a fringe
Jett: bringing the sticks and the sarcasm
Riley: basslines and sleigh bells, naturally
Zeke: your local tinsel-fuelled riff machine

Watch the intro video + hear the first 50 seconds of the track:

Full streaming and merch links:
https://links.elevatorprimates.band/

If you like your Christmas music with distortion, angst, and some questionable life choices — this one's for you.
Let us know what you think, and tag us if it ends up on your playlist 👊