Elevator Primates Are Dropping a Christmas Track. Cassie’s Got the Scoop!

Hey legends – our girl Cassie has a little message for ya.

We’ve been cooking up something very non-traditional in the sleigh this year:
A pop punk Christmas single called “All I Got for Christmas Was Detention.”

Yeah, it’s exactly what it sounds like. Loud, fast, full of angst, and totally not the kind of thing you’d hear while sipping eggnog by a fire. Unless that fire was started by someone lighting up the detention hall.

Cassie’s intro video is now live and gives you a quick taste of what’s coming — and let’s be honest, she says it better than we can:

“Hey legends — our Christmas single is dropping soon, with plenty of time before December to get it onto your nice (or naughty) playlists.”

Couldn't have said it better ourselves.
🔥 Full song + merch links: https://links.elevatorprimates.band/
📺 YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ElevatorPrimates

If you’ve ever wanted to mosh around a Christmas tree, now’s your moment.