The Talented Elf

The Talented Elf needed a bottle of beer that they would play with. It is a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was awesome. A bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Elf found a tomato to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to select.

The Talented Elf desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes break. It was a different action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sword being the thing selected.

The Talented Elf needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. It is a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Elf often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Talented Elf desperately looked for a CD player that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing selected.