Jolly Elf

Jolly Elf looked for a ball to break. This seems a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

Jolly Elf craved for a hat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

Jolly Elf desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally share. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it was epic. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

Jolly Elf desperately desired a rubber chicken to sit and look at. It would have been a strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Jolly Elf desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would break. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Jolly Elf desperately craved for a bat that they sometimes throw. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.