The Hungry Elf

The Hungry Elf desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Elf looked for a piece of paper to smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Hungry Elf always had with them a teapot that they would often worship. One might find this to be an original thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Elf desperately desired a big sponge to put on his head. It might be a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Hungry Elf often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Elf desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.