A Boring Elf

A Boring Elf looked for a spade that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Elf always kept a chocolate bar to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

A Boring Elf craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

A Boring Elf desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to worship. It was a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Elf always had with them a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It is an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Elf searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.