His Little Elf

His Little Elf wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

His Little Elf looked for a bag of flour that they would often smash. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

His Little Elf desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. It is an odd activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

His Little Elf looked for a hat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen item.

His Little Elf desperately craved for a rubber johnny to experiment on. One might say this is an original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

His Little Elf desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderful. A lava lamp was the item that was chosen.