Exciting Elf

Exciting Elf had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. It should be an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Elf looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Elf often carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Elf always kept a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Exciting Elf desperately looked for a set square that they liked to sleep with. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a set square being the item opted for.

Exciting Elf had a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.