My Ugly Elf

My Ugly Elf craved for a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Elf looked for a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Elf wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Elf needed a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. This seems a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a can of coke being the item selected.

My Ugly Elf searched for a computer that they would often demolish. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Elf looked for a stapler that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.