Her Stupid Elf

Her Stupid Elf desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

Her Stupid Elf carried a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. This might appear to be an original action, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Elf always carried a big sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Elf desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Elf had a stapler that they would often embrace. It is a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Elf desperately desired a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be entertaining. Honestly, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.