His Scary Elf

His Scary Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

His Scary Elf desired a bag of poop that they would often sleep with. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

His Scary Elf searched for a big sponge to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the item selected.

His Scary Elf always had with them a set square that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a set square was the item that was chosen.

His Scary Elf searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Elf carried a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.