Boring Elf

Boring Elf desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Boring Elf desperately looked for a custard pie that they liked to play with. This is certainly a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

Boring Elf found a pencil sharpener to rub on his belly. It would be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Boring Elf desperately craved for a stapler to eat. It might be a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Boring Elf always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Boring Elf always kept a little monkey to smash. It is a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to choose.