My Scary Elf

My Scary Elf found a ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a ball is the item to choose.

My Scary Elf found a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler of all things.

My Scary Elf had a sword that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Elf often carried a wig to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a wig having that done to it

My Scary Elf always carried a stretchman that they liked to share. This is certainly an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen item.

My Scary Elf always carried a hat that they liked to demolish. It was an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item to select.