A Colourful Elf

A Colourful Elf found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. This seems an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Elf desired a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

A Colourful Elf desperately looked for a painting of a melon to demolish. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A painting of a melon is the thing to select.

A Colourful Elf desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

A Colourful Elf wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

A Colourful Elf desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.