The Depressed Elf

The Depressed Elf desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Elf looked for a crown that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Elf wanted a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Elf desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Depressed Elf carried a big sponge that they would often cuddle. It might be an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Depressed Elf wanted a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A wig of all things.