The Cheerful Elf

The Cheerful Elf desperately desired a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat of all things.

The Cheerful Elf desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Elf often carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Elf often carried a set of lego that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Elf found a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Elf had a hat that they liked to annihilate It would have been an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a hat was the chosen thing.