His Special Elf

His Special Elf desperately desired a pen that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

His Special Elf craved for a custard pie to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A custard pie would be the item that was selected.

His Special Elf looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

His Special Elf needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

His Special Elf desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

His Special Elf desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a melon is the item that was chosen.