Her Tired Elf

Her Tired Elf owned a pen that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen item.

Her Tired Elf owned a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the chosen item.

Her Tired Elf always carried a crown that they would play with. It would be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

Her Tired Elf looked for a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Her Tired Elf desired a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Her Tired Elf searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.