The Naughty Elf

The Naughty Elf desperately needed a crown that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is fun. A crown being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Elf desired a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Elf found a bottle of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected it was simply life. A bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Elf desperately craved for a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an original proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Elf desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Elf desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.