The Beautiful Elf

The Beautiful Elf looked for a block of cheese that they liked to hug. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Elf desperately desired a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Elf often carried a wig that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Elf wanted a chocolate bar that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Elf always had with them a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Elf looked for a cup that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a cup is the item that was chosen.