A Depressed Elf

A Depressed Elf always had with them a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

A Depressed Elf desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes hug. It is a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Elf always kept a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a different activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Elf carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally smash. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Elf had a ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been an exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a ball being the item opted for.

A Depressed Elf always kept a cup that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.