The Scary Elf

The Scary Elf craved for a pen that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Elf needed a tomato that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was epic. Strangely, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Scary Elf desperately craved for a little monkey that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Scary Elf found a pencil sharpener that they would often worship. One might say this is a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Scary Elf desperately desired a stretchman that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Scary Elf looked for a bottle of wine to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.