The Talented Elf

The Talented Elf desperately searched for a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Elf carried a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Talented Elf searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Talented Elf had a painting of a melon that they would often annihilate It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Elf desired a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be exciting. A cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Talented Elf craved for a big sponge that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen item.