The Magical Elf

The Magical Elf often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. It was a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Magical Elf desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Magical Elf carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Magical Elf desperately looked for a ball that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered it was stunning. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Elf carried a bag of poop that they would play with. This is certainly a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A bag of poop having that done to it

The Magical Elf desperately needed a rubber johnny to worship. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.