The Weary Elf

The Weary Elf craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Weary Elf always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to break. It is an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Weary Elf always kept a bag of flour that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Elf desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a ball was the chosen item.

The Weary Elf looked for a sponge to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Weary Elf owned a custard pie that they would worship. This might appear to be a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.