The Orange Elf

The Orange Elf desperately wanted a mug that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a mug is the thing to select.

The Orange Elf desired a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Orange Elf owned a hat that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Elf always kept a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Elf always carried a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A toilet brush being the item selected.

The Orange Elf desired a toilet brush to throw. It would be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A toilet brush was the item that was opted for.