A Bewildered Elf

A Bewildered Elf carried a wig that they would break. It might have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Elf desperately needed a spade that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a spade being the thing opted for.

A Bewildered Elf owned a set of lego that they liked to demolish. It would be a new action, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Elf desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes drop. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Elf carried a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Bewildered Elf always carried a can of coke to rub on his belly. It should be a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke having that done to it