A Talented Elf

A Talented Elf desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

A Talented Elf always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered it was fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Talented Elf desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is awesome. A can of coke is the item to select.

A Talented Elf needed a Harry Potter wand that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

A Talented Elf always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

A Talented Elf desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would eat. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.