The Purple Elf

The Purple Elf had a mug that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to select.

The Purple Elf craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Purple Elf desired a little monkey that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Elf always had with them a tomato that they would often put on his head. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

The Purple Elf desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Elf needed a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. This seems an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.