My Talented Elf

My Talented Elf carried a melon that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Talented Elf desperately craved for a sponge that they liked to sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Elf wanted a spade to share. It was a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a spade being the item opted for.

My Talented Elf needed a computer that they would sometimes play with. It should be a curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a computer is the item to opt for.

My Talented Elf owned a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A cup is the thing that was chosen.

My Talented Elf desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.