His Exceptional Elf

His Exceptional Elf desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it was fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

His Exceptional Elf carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

His Exceptional Elf owned a spade that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen thing.

His Exceptional Elf searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally drop. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was amazing. A magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional Elf had a ball that they would often hug. It might have been a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

His Exceptional Elf looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.