The Weary Elf

The Weary Elf found a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Elf always carried a ball to sit and look at. It was a fairly exciting operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be fun. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Weary Elf craved for a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a melon of all things.

The Weary Elf often carried a crown that they would throw. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered it was stunning. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Elf needed a mug to break. This might appear to be a different activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Elf often carried a crown that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A crown was the item that was selected.