A Magical Elf

A Magical Elf carried a rubber chicken to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Magical Elf always had with them a teapot to put in the bath with him. It is a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

A Magical Elf desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

A Magical Elf desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often drop. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A vibrator was the item that was opted for.

A Magical Elf wanted a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A ball being the chosen thing.

A Magical Elf desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.