A Handsome Elf

A Handsome Elf desperately desired a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Handsome Elf needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

A Handsome Elf always kept a tomato that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen item.

A Handsome Elf desperately needed a computer to cuddle. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Elf craved for a ball that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a ball would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Elf craved for a piece of paper to cuddle. It is a new exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.