The Stupid Elf

The Stupid Elf always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Stupid Elf desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Elf searched for a tomato that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Elf desperately craved for a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Elf had a set square that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Elf found a sword that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was selected.