Her Boring Elf

Her Boring Elf wanted a bottle of beer to demolish. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Elf owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to select.

Her Boring Elf desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Elf often carried a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Elf desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Elf needed a custard pie that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to choose.