Troubled Elf

Troubled Elf searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Troubled Elf desperately wanted a tomato to eat. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was sublime. A tomato being the chosen item.

Troubled Elf desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Troubled Elf always kept a set of lego that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item opted for.

Troubled Elf always carried a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

Troubled Elf desired a painting of a melon that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.