Her Stupid Elf

Her Stupid Elf craved for a bat that they would often worship. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was awesome. A bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Elf desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would often drop. It should be an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Elf desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to break. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Elf desired a magic 8 ball that they would play with. It might have been an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Elf often carried a radiator that they sometimes hug. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a radiator being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Elf desperately needed a toilet brush to annihilate This seems to be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.